A moment to lighten the heart in your darkest hour...

I was first introduced to this nightmarish howler by Nick Hancock in his landmark blooper video Nick Hancock's Football Nightmares.

This is from way back in the day, when a plastic case bearing Nick Hancock's visage lurked in every sensible child's Christmas stocking. His links and jokes were lame as fuck, but he was oddly endearing in a way that Vinnie Jones (Vinnie Jones' Mental Bastards), Ian Wright (Ian Wright's Christmas Gobshites) and Kevin Muscat (Kevin Muscat's Greatest On-field Attempted Murders) could never hope to be.



All hail the King of the blooper tape.